Thursday, July 26, 2012

Horror movies are so educational

You can learn a lot from horror movies. Such as the fact that when they get scared Japanese women lose the use of their legs. A killer ghost from the attic is shuffling across the room? You or I would have time to make a sandwich for both you and the ghost, leave the room, check your e-mail, get out to the car, realize you have the wrong keys, go back in, get the right keys, grab a jacket, get something to wash down the sandwich, return to the car and leave. A Japanese woman will collapse, drag herself across the room while screaming, and die before the ghost actually touches her. I begin to wonder if Fat Man and Little Boy weren't nuclear bombs, but a couple of creepy little boys that were parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

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