Friday, January 26, 2007

lousy building materials

It occurs to me that Rock and Roll is a pretty lame substance from which to construct a foundation. Any contractor who uses Rock and Roll to build your house is setting himself up for lawsuits. And if you were to actually build a city on Rock and Roll it would be a death trap waiting to happen. Some islanders living in mud huts would hear about what happened to your city and want to send disaster relief funds to you.

1 comment:

Carrie M said...

but you'd have all the coke, bourbon and naked chicks you could EVER ask for...