Ways to find a needle in a haystack
0) Go through the whole pile one piece of straw at a time.
1) Burn the hay. Whatever remains must be a needle.
2) Get the intern to do it.
3) Use a big honking magnet to pull it out.
4) Jam your hand in at random. Murphy's Law says that you'll get stabbed by the needle.
5) Feed it to a cow. X-ray the cow.
6) Use a fan to blow away the straw.
7) Push it into a pool. The straw should float. The needle won't.
8) Metal detector.
9) Feed it to horse. Then you only have to sort through the manure.
2 comments:
Give the haystack a tight perm. The thing that's sticking out that looks like a straight gray hair is the needle.
Tell the current administration that Bin Laden is not in the haystack so they will search there (with shock and awe.)
Oh, I do like that first one.
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