Thursday, July 10, 2008

Early geek discovers woman

The ape man stopped just beyond the clearing. Peering through the underbrush he tried to figure out just what this strange new figure was. Was it dangerous, was it ticklish, was it hostile, was it intelligent, would it hurt him, could he cuddle with it, if he quoted Monty Python at it would it laugh or just give him a strange look. The only thing he knew about it was that it wasn't there yesterday. Gathering up his courage he shuffled out of his protective cover in the trees. Taking a deep breath he addressed the monolith.

"TARZAN, JANE, ME, YOU!" he babbled.

Turning a bright crimson hue he wondered if there was an all night dignity store in this neighborhood.

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