Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Sins

Over the years I've established a number of Dougintology holidays and presented you with the 10 Bumperstickers. But so far Doug has been quiet about what he considers sins. That is until now.

1. You shall not employ recorded campaign calling.
It's bad enough that we have to deal with politicians' lackeys calling us up all the time. Now we have to deal with their computers. It won't get you eternal damnation, but you will get a kick in the nuts before proceeding to wherever you're going.

addendum: 1 kick per call made