I have an actual office to call home. Mind you, until the boss tells us we need to change our schedules I and my coworkers have no particular plans to show up any more than we currently do. Why? Because from my house to the DC Beltway is half an hour. Yeah, DC is a shitty place to try to get out of or across. Then, I spend another hour on I-270 to get to work. That's if the traffic is cooperative. It makes my 8 hour day into an 11 hour day. Not something I'm gonna volunteer to extend to more of my work week if I can avoid it.
So I-270 can sod off.