Bedtime

Scene: It's late. I'm packing up my laptop and shutting off lights.

Gandolf: Bedtime.
Me: Bedtime.
Gandolf: Bedtime.
Me: Bedtime.
Gandolf: Bedtime.
Me: Yep. Bedtime.
Gandolf: Bedtime.
Me: Bed. Time.
Gandolf: Bedtime.
Me: Bed, as you say, time.
Gandolf: Bedtime.
Me: Bedtime! Brought to you by Colgate!
Gandolf: Bedtime.
Me: Once upon a time there was a mighty people known as the Bed. This is their story. The story of Bed Time.
Gandolf: Bedtime.
Me: You know what time it is?
Gandolf: Bedtime.
Me: Goodnight.