Tuesday, May 19, 2009

What would you do?

You're swimming in a lake, and there is a kitten and a child drowning, and you can only rescue one of them. Somehow, you get a flash that the child will grow up to be a serial killer, or another Adolph Hitler. The kitten will be an ordinary kitten, who, if you rescue it, will live to be a great old age of 18 and will be a good companion for a single owner.

So....do you rescue the child, knowing its future, simply because rescuing a child is more important than rescuing an animal;

Do you rescue the child hoping that an intervention will prevent somehow the terrible future you saw;

Do you rescue the child because it's simply the right thing to do;

Do you rescue the child for some other reason;

Do you rescue the cat because you don't want that future to come true for the child;

Do you rescue the cat because it will be a better presence on the earth for its years;

Do you rescue the cat because you like animals better than children;

Do you rescue the cat simply because you feel there is no escaping destiny and the child must be stopped before all those terrible things happen;

Or do you make some other choice?
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I put the panicked, wet, angry cat on the child's head.

4 comments:

BrianAlt said...

Rescue the child. Since when do I get visions of the future?

lacochran's evil twin said...

Save the KITTEH!!!

"rescuing a child is more important than rescuing an animal" <-- There's the flaw in your argument.

Ibid said...

Brian: Since you went swimming in the lake that serves as the cooling pond for the Springfield Nuclear Reactor.

Mike Rhode said...

That's probably what turned him into Hitler.

And you know - you shouldn't trust flashes.