I left my electric beard trimmer in Kansas... I think. Anyway, it's gone. And since my beard was about to turn into a face-fro I thought it was time to get rid of the whole thing for the first time since college. Here's the documentation of the transformation.
Mustaches are always creepy. Always.
The beard cut away pretty easy, but it was only a few months old. Less than a year for sure. The goatee, on the other hand, had been there for more than a decade and didn't want to come off. I ruined a couple of blades trying to hack that thing off.