Thursday, March 01, 2012

Magical Mystery Tour

It occurs to me that the magical mystery tour is very suspicious. As cheery as the song about it may be, it announces right up front that the Magical Mystery Tour is coming to take you away. See that? Open and honest intent to abduct people. It's a serial kidnapper. You can't trust it. You certainly can't leave your kids alone with it.


lacochran's evil twin said...

It's all drug references.

Ibid said...

Yeah, but "The Magical Mystery Tour is coming to drug me and take me away." doesn't flow as well.