I am the tech faerie

I am the tech faerie. I emerge from my remote computer hive to flit about the office bringing joy and wonder to my fellow office drones.

"Doug, I'm researching this term and can't find anything."
"Try looking for this word."
"Wow! You're amazing, Tech Man!"

"Doug, I'm almost done designing this image but there's a dark spot I can't get rid of."
"Let me try."
(60 seconds later)
"The spot is gone! Thanks, Tech Man!"

"Doug, my e-mail doesn't work."
"Hmmm. Let me try my Power Glare!"
"Look! Six unread messages. Good job, Tech Man!"

"My work here is done. Now I must away to my computer lair."