Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Sod Off Wednesday: September 12

The picture below is from the Republican National Convention. It's called as an example of poorly placed signs. I was born in 1975. Reagan is the first President I can really remember. To me, the picture reflects what "fiscal conservative" has meant my whole life. A fiscal conservative is a horrible thing. They complain about "tax and spend Democrats" when in fact the fiscal conservative spends way more and doesn't tax enough to even hope to cover it. The difference comes in where they spend. The tax and spend crowd spends money where it'll encourage future growth and enhancing the existing military. The fiscal conservative deregulates banks and polluters while buying the military things they don't want. 


Needs some Obama data. Use this instead. [link]
This is about the only area where I agree with the Tea Party. The deficit needs to go away. The debt needs to be paid down. I just realize that spending cuts must be done responsibly. You balance your budget so you can spend your way out of a recession. Like the one we're coming out of now. Then you use the good times to pay down the debt. Like what Clinton had set up before Bush took it apart. 

So fiscal conservatives can sod off.

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Bird brains

I'm not putting this in Friday Links because this has so many links of it's own. Some you've seen, already. It's about crows and ravens and their intelligence. Most are fairly short, but there's a couple of hour long videos. [link]

Monday, September 10, 2012

Baltimore Comic Con - A firsthand perspective

There's a load of conventions in the Baltimore/DC area this month. Baltimore Comic Con was last weekend, Small Press Expo the next, Intervention after that, then the DC Green Festival. And there's a Ren Fest going on around here somewhere.

I'm trying to get my copy of the Team Cul De Sac book filled with as many signatures as I can. Baltimore Comic Con had three names I needed. Small Press Expo will have two more. I need to study the list closer, but I know of at least one more at Intervention. There were more contributors than that at all three, but I already have quite a few in my book.

From Baltimore Comic Con I got a bunch of signatures.
David Finch writes and draws for Batman: The Dark Knight comic book. I got him to sign issue number one of the title that ran before the DC universe reboot. He wrote, penciled, and did the cover of that one.
Dan Didio signed a copy of Outsiders #26 that he wrote.
Dawn Griffin signed my Team Cul De Sac and I book 1 of her Zorpubert & Fred comic.
Roger Langridge signed my Team Cul De Sac book. He used to do Judge Dredd. I picked up his Knuckles the Malevolent Nun book.
Brad Guigar signed my Team Cul De Sac book. I wanted the complete Greystone Inn since my stuff from the Plan Nine Publishing fell apart, but he had none there. So I got the first two books from his Evil Inc comics.
Brian Keene signed my The Last Zombie and I picked up his Dead of Night.
Mark Waid was caught just as he headed of to a panel. He signed my number ones of the graphic novel versions of both Incorruptable and Irredeemable.
Conor McCreery signed my Kill Shakespeare book 1 and sold me book 2. There's also a touring play that will be performing at the Shakespeare Theater in DC soon.
Gene Ha signed my Justice League #7 (after the recent reboot) for which he was an artist.
Peter Tomasi signed my Batman and Robin #1 (post reboot) which he wrote.
Ryan Sohmer and Lar Desouza got me set up with the latest Looking for Group book since they'd already signed all my Least I Could Do books before mailing them out. Ryan knew who I was because I once used his God's-Gift-To-Women costume for Halloween and sent him a picture.
Joe Dunn and Phil Chan of Joe Loves Crappy Movies and other stuff sold me books from their assorted online comics. I didn't recognize their names, but I knew their work from actually reading it online.
Mike Raicht signed Yummy's Stuff of Legend and sold me Zombie.
David Petersen signed some Mouse Guard art for Yummy.

I was unable to catch up with Frank Cho (Liberty Meadows), Dan Green (Wonder Woman), Greg Capullo (Spawn and Batman), Frank Quitely (older Batman and Robin), Brian Bolland (Dial H covers), Garth Ennis (The Boys), and decided to skip Neal Adams (not overly impressed with Batman: Odyssey anyway).

My pictures of the event. 
Standing in line.

Male and female Lokis talking with Death from Sandman

From my spot three blocks from the entrance I could see the line double back. They're five blocks from the entrance.

Chesty Sith and a Sith with one white eye (Star Wars).

Still in line, but walking.
Wolverine and Catwoman

Imperial Soldier (Star Wars). Probably a pilot. 

Darkseid (Superman) and ... dunno.

Mmmm... from Mortal Combat, maybe?
 Inside
Lar Desouza and Ryan Sohmer (mentioned in the text)

Thanos from The Infinity Guantlet and the next Avengers movie.

Marketing for Six Flags.

Doctor Doom and friend

One of the Poison Ivys (Batman). Another I mistook for Merida from Brave until I got close. 

Batgirl, V (for Vendetta), and a barely visible Captain America talking while Rorschach walks by.

One of the better Spidermen.

Scantly clad chick.

Stormtrooper (Star Wars) of the Endor variety.

Batman and Scarecrow (they didn't know each other)

Ninja of unknown origin and... Skeletor??? (He-Man)

Wonder Twins (Super Friends)

Scantly clad chicks

Punisher. He had a grenade that ticks when the pin is pulled.

Captain Marvel and sister whose name I forget

Black Canary and Supergirl. Yummy loved this one. 

Scantly clad Manga? character.

A damn good Bane (Dark Knight Rises variety) costume with a less skimpy Poison Ivy. 

I though the Hulk got bigger the madder he got.

I think that's the lead from Kingdom Hearts, a guy dressed as a female Robin (Batman), one of the legion of Harley Quinn (Batman).

Another Bane (Dark Knight Rises variety) and ... I have no idea who the woman is supposed to be. I'd say Poison Ivy except for the flower.

Rorschach (Watchmen)

Smiling zombie girl with zipper up her face. (sorry for the blur)
 In the lobby as we were leaving.
Doctor Strange

Several Spidermen, Black Cat, and Mary Jane.

Members of Cobra (GI Joe)

From Space Balls.

A member of U.N.I.T (Doctor Who)

This Vulcan (Star Trek) should have appeared much higher on the list.

A Stormtrooper (Star Wars) posing with a young Riddler, Joker, and Scarecrow (Batman)

Friday, September 07, 2012

Friday Links: September 7

Not even close to caught up. But here's a bunch of links anyway.

Simple sugars found in a star. [link]

Footage cut from The Avengers. Hopefully it can be used in Captain America 2: Captain Americanier.


A camera that runs at a trillion frames a second. They can actually watch light move.


The stimulus package actually worked pretty well. [link]

American wind energy capacity has broken 55 gigawatts. That's the equivalent of 44 coal-fired power stations or 11 nuclear power plants. [link]

Nifty new virtual presence robot. [link]

A militia that was stockpiling weapons and explosives had plans to take over a military base, poison apple crops, and assassinate the President, among other things. [link]

Great musician resource. [link]

Details of the making of the alien queen for Aliens. [link]

HOVERBIKE! [link]

Smart ass answer to a stupid request. [link]

God Created the World, But the Dutch Created the Netherlands. [link]

Injectable oxygen particle for those needing more than their lungs can provide. [link]

Now President of Ireland on a Tea-Party loving Irish radio station pretty much destroying the Tea-Party and American Right.

Props to the host for not killing his mic.

Paul Ryan wants to tie the US dollar not to gold or oil, but to commodities. [link]

Video of a green heron using bread to catch fish instead of just eating the bread. [link]

Some slick looking old ambulances. [link]

Tampa has a rogue macaque. [link]

Bill Nye: Creationism is Not Appropriate for Children


Part of the inspiration for The Simpsons theme. [link]

The last election where you can hope that whites might carry you to office. [link]

This video gives you some idea what it is about Kubrick films that make them so obviously his. [link]

Google Street View shots. Some that I hadn't seen before. [link]

How to visualize how much energy is hitting the Earth. [link]

Broadband deployment map. [link]

How to make a proper Chicago style hot dog. [link]

Ants and the internet work similarly. [link]

Obama's Reddit AMA. [short version] [long version]

While emphasizing diversity on stage at the convention, other events show a more familiar side of the GOP. [link]

The White House beer recipes. [link]
White House honey may be tricky to get.

Electricity free refrigerator. [link]

Revolt of the Rich. [link]

Contract between Kurt Vonnegut and his pregnant wife. [link]

I know you aren't getting enough links from me. Here's a source I had been using but don't pay enough attention to anymore. [link]

Remote controlled dragon. [link]

A woman who needed to be upside down for her heart to work. [link]

I don't think I'd heard of David Barton before this. He's either a huge liar or has no connection to reality. [link]

Campbells to do a line of Warhol inspired cans. [link]

Remembering conversations with Neil Armstrong. [link]

Quiz: Who do you side with? [link]

11 great Secret Service code names. [link]

Mummified dinosaur found. (2007 article) [link]

Thanks to the prison system, more men are raped in America than women. [link]

Syracuse University is running lava across campus. [link]







GOP and abortion section:

GOP adds no-exception (i.e. rape and incest) abortion ban to official party platform. [link]

Todd Akin isn't the first Republican to claim you can't get pregnant from rape. [link]

A collection of news clips and quotes on the subject. [link]

Thursday, September 06, 2012

Inspiration for The Joker

Heath Ledger was doing a Tom Waits impression playing The Joker in The Dark Knight. Check these out.



Wednesday, September 05, 2012

Canning jars

Above the china cabinet at my parents house there's a bunch of old jars used for canning. Or jarring. Is jarring a thing? [searching...] Yes it is. It just sounds weird.

Jars. For jarring. 
These jars came from the barn of my recently deceased grandmother. She, however, wasn't involved with the jarring of the food. Ok, maybe some. Many of the jars can be proven to predate Grandma and we're pretty sure that a lot of the contents did, too. Mostly because that's what Grandma implied.

You may have caught what I implied. You're right. There's still food in the jars. No, not the ones on top of the china cabinet. But what you see lined up three deep in my parents' kitchen is only part of the collection. Several more boxes are in the garage, Dad's barn, and my brother's basement. I've been able to identify cherries, sliced pickles, what we're assuming are peaches, a few other things, and several jars full of dark unknown organic material.

I started wondering about how old the jars REALLY were. Several hours of research found quite a bit. Here's a few highlights

This first jar is one of the oldest. The cap is made of zinc. The rubber seal may not be as old as the jar, but it's fairly old. You can see the "Ball" logo has a loop at the end. This loop makes it look like there's a third L and tells me the jar was made between 1896-1910. Grandma wasn't born until 1919.

Extra loop at the end makes it a Balll jar.  1896-1910
The next picture isn't great, but this is a Drey jar.

Drey was made by Schram Automatic Sealer Company, founded in 1904.
Production of Drey jars started in 1917. Drey was bought by Ball in 1925. Ball continued to make them for 13 years. While every other jar company marked prices way down during the Great Depression, Ball kept their prices high to give their line a reputation for quality. They sold the Drey stuff as their discount line so they could have it both ways. This puts the production of Drey jars between 1917 and 1938. If you look closely you can see the words "EVER SEAL" under the word "Drey". Since the words are not centered I'm taking this to mean this jar was made by Schram instead of by Ball.


Drey Ever Seal. Circa 1917-1925

These next jars are from the Atlas company. They were in business from 1902 to 1964. A discouragingly long time if you're trying to date the jars. (note: they just want to be friends) These jars with the cloverleaf were made from 1915 to 1930.


If you look at the bottom of this jar you can see a trademark in the middle. An H with an A between it's legs. The trademark was registered in 1923. I'm taking that to mean that the jar in this next picture was made between then and 1964. It's also the only thing that was identifying this jar as being made by the Hazel-Atlas company. The sides were blank.

Bottom of a Hazel-Atlas jar.

The Acme jar below was a real pain to find anything about. They were only made from 1920 to 1930. 

Perfect for preserving roadrunner. Never used.
I apparently didn't take any pictures of the Presto jar. They were made from 1927 through the 1940s. I've been led to believe they were made for export.

I've got a few other Ball jars with different logos. The one with the underline and the leg on the A was made from 1910 until 1923. The one without the leg or underline was made from 1923 to 1933. The patent number says 1908, but that doesn't mean as much as the logo. The letters are kinda sharp, too. That's a nuance of that mold. The molds were hand made. This mold maker had a slightly The underline came back in 1933.


The letters on the one on the right are kinda sharp, too. That's a nuance of that mold. The molds were hand made. This mold maker had a slightly more stylish handwriting. You can also find ones with "perfect" misspelled or where it looks like the mold maker came in drunk and was really sloppy with his mold.

This last one, like the first, I found in my brother's basement. There were none of these at my parents' place.
The Kerr company was founded in 1903. Jars were made until 1957. I should have gotten the lid in the picture. That could help narrow it down quite a bit.

Still full of century old horrors. 


Other information.
Mason Jars refer to the screw top variety because it was invented by a guy named Mason. They came in shoulder seal and bead seal varieties. If you look back up at the first jar you'll see that the lid screws all the way down to the shoulder of the jar. The bluish Ball Perfect Mason jar just two pictures up from here has a lip or bead that keeps the lid from screwing down quite so far. I think you can work out which jar is called which.
The rest of the jars shown here have that wire that locks the lid down. Those are wire bail lids. They're also known as lightning jars since you can close them as quick as lightning. It's thought that the drink white lightning got it's name because you'd drink them from these jars.

I include my references below to help you and to help me next time I take up this task. I recommend checking out http://home.earthlink.net/~raclay/DatingBalljars.HTML in particular. Scroll clear down and you'll see a graphic that is incredibly useful for dating Ball jars by the logo. I'm not including it here by request of the creator. You gotta check out their site.


References.
http://www.av.qnet.com/~glassman/info/jarfaq.htm
http://fruitjar.org/Drey.htm
http://home.earthlink.net/~raclay/DatingBalljars.HTML
http://www.balljars.net/ball_jar_progression.htm
http://www.collectorsweekly.com/stories/23981-vintage-ball-mason-jar
http://www.fohbc.org/PDF_Files/IGPCO_BLockhart.pdf
http://www.collectorbooks.com/pdf/items/1782.pdf
http://www.bottlepickers.com/trademarks.htm
http://www.sha.org/bottle/food.htm#Canning/Fruit Jars

Tuesday, September 04, 2012

Book Review: The Long Earth

On my flight back from Kansas I finished reading The Long Earth. This is the first Terry Pratchett novel I've read in some time. The rest are reserved for the next time I take a serious crack at writing. I wrote a short novel that I credit the Discworld books for helping establish the mindset needed for me to create text. Not that this has anything to do with the subject of today's essay.

The Long Earth is a collaboration by Sir Terry Pratchett and Stephen Baxter. It's a different approach to the idea of parallel universes. We all know about the idea that each decision, each twist of fate, each flip of a coin, creates an alternate timeline or universe where another decision was made, fate twisted counter clockwise, the coin landed on it's edge. In The Long Earth someone posted plans online to make a simple device that allows people to step into one of the alternate universes that are our immediate neighbors. Strangely enough, there's nobody there. Never has been, as far as we can tell. Nor in the universes beyond that. Or beyond that. Or beyond that. But go far enough and you'll encounter a series of ice age worlds. Keep going and you'll find a series of worlds great for growing corn. And, occasionally, a universe where Earth never formed.

There's rules to stepping between worlds. Iron can't go. It just gets left behind. Your must build your own stepper, your own traveling box, in order for it to work. The device doesn't seem to be as important as working through the design. And having an actual switch to flip. Some people don't need a stepper. Some people can't step at all and are trapped on Earth Prime. Most people are sick for 10-15 minutes after they step.

With all these worlds creating a new frontier mankind spreads out. Nearby universes can trade with Earth Prime, but there must be people carrying the stuff. Logs must be carried. Oil only comes a barrel at a time. But the labor force of Earth Prime is quickly vanishing into worlds that are more open, free, and resource rich.

The book starts with the story jumping between different groups of people. A police officer, a natural stepper, a family of settlers, an entrepreneur, a child left behind, etc. Eventually, it starts to settle down. A Tibetan monk who has reincarnated as an advanced AI recruits a guy who can step without the device to be his traveling companion. The AI/monk embodies a dirigible and can make the whole thing step. They're on a quest to explore a few million of the nearest universes.

This collaboration is a bit different than the one between Pratchett and Gaiman that gave us Good Omens. You can still see some of Pratchett's fingerprints (probably Baxter's too, but I haven't read enough of his stuff to be able to recognize his prints) but it's more like the later Discworld books. They're not as funny, but are a serious treatment of a strange and amusing world. It gives him a chance to play in a world other than the one that has come to define him so completely.

I do recommend the book. Thanks to this book, the other Baxter books on my shelves have moved up the list of books to be read.